Oh and in case you are wondering, I didn't sleep on couch, I kicked him out of my spot a few minutes later. Little spot stealer!!!
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Showing posts with label smile. Show all posts
Tuesday, April 1, 2008
Today's Smile: Spoiled Puppy
Oh and in case you are wondering, I didn't sleep on couch, I kicked him out of my spot a few minutes later. Little spot stealer!!!
Monday, January 21, 2008
Today's Smile: Comedian lives in IKEA store
I know we all love IKEA but do any of us love it enough to live there for an entire week? Well apparently comedian Mark Malkoff does! His New York city apartment is being fumigated so he decide to move into IKEA and film it for the week. He of course has a blog all about it with video clips. Enjoy!
Monday, November 26, 2007
Today's Smile: Funny story
A co-worker sent this to me and I got a laugh so enjoy!
I was walking down the street when I was accosted by a particularly dirty and shabby-looking homeless woman who asked me for a couple of dollars for dinner. I took out my wallet, got out ten dollars and asked, "If I give you this money, will you buy wine with it instead of dinner?" "No, I had to stop drinking years ago", the homeless woman told me. "Will you use it to go shopping instead of buying food?" I asked. "No, I don't waste time shopping," the homeless woman said. "I need to spend all my time trying to stay alive." "Will you spend this on a beauty salon instead of food?" I asked. "Are you NUTS !" replied the homeless woman. " I haven't had my hair done in 20 years!" "Well, " I said, "I'm not going to give you the money. Instead, I'm going to take you out for dinner with my husband and me tonight." The homeless Woman was shocked. "Won't your husband be furious with you for doing that? I know I'm dirty, and I probably smell pretty disgusting." I said, "That's okay. It's important for him to see what a woman looks like after she has given up shopping, hair appointments, and wine."
I was walking down the street when I was accosted by a particularly dirty and shabby-looking homeless woman who asked me for a couple of dollars for dinner. I took out my wallet, got out ten dollars and asked, "If I give you this money, will you buy wine with it instead of dinner?" "No, I had to stop drinking years ago", the homeless woman told me. "Will you use it to go shopping instead of buying food?" I asked. "No, I don't waste time shopping," the homeless woman said. "I need to spend all my time trying to stay alive." "Will you spend this on a beauty salon instead of food?" I asked. "Are you NUTS !" replied the homeless woman. " I haven't had my hair done in 20 years!" "Well, " I said, "I'm not going to give you the money. Instead, I'm going to take you out for dinner with my husband and me tonight." The homeless Woman was shocked. "Won't your husband be furious with you for doing that? I know I'm dirty, and I probably smell pretty disgusting." I said, "That's okay. It's important for him to see what a woman looks like after she has given up shopping, hair appointments, and wine."
Wednesday, August 1, 2007
Today's smile: Attack of the Post-it-note!
I know it has been a while since a posted a smile so I'm going to recount a funny story about our cat Charlie.
One morning last week Charlie was sitting on the dining room table and was attacked by a sticky note! And by attacked I mean he sat his tail on one which was sticky side up. So try to picture a blue post-it stuck to Charlie's tail, flapping around. Needless to say Charlie was not happy and a little freaked out and kept spinning in circles trying to catch the sticky. Meanwhile the sticky is just flapping around. Well, I tried to catch him to get it off and he kept moving farther down the hallway clearly upset and thought he was being attacked. I finally caught him and remove it. At which point he look very indignant. Like how dare that THING attach to MY tail!!!
I really wish I could have video taped the incident because I think it would have done quite well on youtube. I could have been famous! Anyways hopefully you can get a small laugh or at least smile out of the narrative.
One morning last week Charlie was sitting on the dining room table and was attacked by a sticky note! And by attacked I mean he sat his tail on one which was sticky side up. So try to picture a blue post-it stuck to Charlie's tail, flapping around. Needless to say Charlie was not happy and a little freaked out and kept spinning in circles trying to catch the sticky. Meanwhile the sticky is just flapping around. Well, I tried to catch him to get it off and he kept moving farther down the hallway clearly upset and thought he was being attacked. I finally caught him and remove it. At which point he look very indignant. Like how dare that THING attach to MY tail!!!
I really wish I could have video taped the incident because I think it would have done quite well on youtube. I could have been famous! Anyways hopefully you can get a small laugh or at least smile out of the narrative.
Monday, June 4, 2007
Today's Smile: Puggles

A Puggle is a mix between a Pug and a Beagle. They are so cute. They get closer to a Beagle in size. They are suppose to have the good qualities of each breed. I met one the other day on Newbury St. and it was the cutest thing. I was going to tell Sean about it and before I could he says to me "I was thinking that our next dog might be a puggle" and I said "OMG I saw one the other day and it was so cute and nice. It was a little crazy...perhaps it is a sign. To see more picture of the little guy click here.
Thursday, May 31, 2007
Today's Smile: Lego Art
I found this interesting article on CNN today about a man who stop being a lawyer to do Lego art. I was thinking what is Lego art. I was thinking giant statues of Harry Potter however it was so much cooler. You can find out more information and see some of him pieces at his website. The pieces are very cool and really do look like art. He currently has an exhibit at a museum. Can you imagine Lego's in a museum. Legos are now "high brow" The whole concept just makes me giggle. I love Legos and used to play with them all the time as a kid. So it is almost like part of childhood is in a museum. However the sculptures are so much cooler than something I would make. Definitely check it out!
Friday, May 25, 2007
Today's Smile: Pack order
For today's smile I'm going to share a slightly amusing story about the pack order within my house right now.
Background information: Quincy my 45 pound Brittany spaniel is a fairly passive dog. Charlie my 11 pound cat has been above Quincy since they were wee ones. So basically Charlie rules the house.
Currently we are watching our friend's greyhound Cerin. Cerin is a 72 pound male greyhound. Just trying to give you guys a good imagine in your head of the size of this dog. He is a fairly dominant dog and established dominance over Quincy a long time ago. Well the order between him and Charlie has been ambiguous until now. Cerin has always been curious of Charlie and Charlie has always been a little unsure of him. Cerin will run after Charlie and he will go under the bed where Cerin can't get him. Well after much of this on many occasions Charlie has decided that Cerin just isn't scary. So this time there were having staring contests. They would just sit and stare at one another. It was like the cat was daring Cerin to come and get him. Well Cerin apparently decided last night to go up to him during one of these occurrences. I was on the phone at the time and I hear some hissing. I turn and look and Cerin is in shock and backing away for Charlie. From this point on last night and this morning Cerin skirts around Charlie with his head down. He doesn't make much eye contact when close and give him a wide berth.
It is quite the amusing site to see the large greyhound scooting around the small cat. Charlie is quite pleased with the outcome because now he can move freely in HIS house again. Cerin on the other hand seemed a little put off by not being at the top of the pecking order anymore!
Silly animals!
Background information: Quincy my 45 pound Brittany spaniel is a fairly passive dog. Charlie my 11 pound cat has been above Quincy since they were wee ones. So basically Charlie rules the house.
Currently we are watching our friend's greyhound Cerin. Cerin is a 72 pound male greyhound. Just trying to give you guys a good imagine in your head of the size of this dog. He is a fairly dominant dog and established dominance over Quincy a long time ago. Well the order between him and Charlie has been ambiguous until now. Cerin has always been curious of Charlie and Charlie has always been a little unsure of him. Cerin will run after Charlie and he will go under the bed where Cerin can't get him. Well after much of this on many occasions Charlie has decided that Cerin just isn't scary. So this time there were having staring contests. They would just sit and stare at one another. It was like the cat was daring Cerin to come and get him. Well Cerin apparently decided last night to go up to him during one of these occurrences. I was on the phone at the time and I hear some hissing. I turn and look and Cerin is in shock and backing away for Charlie. From this point on last night and this morning Cerin skirts around Charlie with his head down. He doesn't make much eye contact when close and give him a wide berth.
It is quite the amusing site to see the large greyhound scooting around the small cat. Charlie is quite pleased with the outcome because now he can move freely in HIS house again. Cerin on the other hand seemed a little put off by not being at the top of the pecking order anymore!
Silly animals!
Thursday, May 24, 2007
Today's Smile: Open Cola

WikiHow continues to amuse me greatly. The latest find, open cola! This article describes how to make a cola drink and is quite amusing. Be sure to read the warnings at the bottom about caffeine and how oils could burn the skin.
Wednesday, May 2, 2007
Today's Smile: Crazy patents
For today's smile I'm going to link to a blog about real life patents that are just plain nuts. Some of the inventions found on this site include: A weed cutting golf club, Penile Volumetric Measuring Device, and many more stupid, silly, and just plain nutty inventions. So check Patently Silly out! I'm positive it will make you smile at the shear stupidity or at the amusing diagrams. It may even make you laugh out loud!
Wednesday, April 18, 2007
Today's Smile: Heroic Hamster

*that movie guy voice* Mohi the hamster was just the typical hammie next door--fluffy, wiggly-nosed, and just so itty bitty cuuute! Little did he know that he would be called to fight against evil robots for the right of easy treat retrieval for hamsters everywhere!
*struggle* "Gimme, gimme!" ;)
A super-heroic and super-adorable scene from the soon to be blockbuster hammie movie this fall "Mohi Makes His Move"--directed by mizuha!
--- Above caption from: The Cute Project
This picture just cracks me up! I had two hamsters growing up and I'm still at a loss for what exactly this hamster is doing....fun to speculate though! Hope this one gives you a chuckle!!!
Tuesday, April 17, 2007
Today's Smile: Darwin
I love animals especially baby animals!!! They are so innocence and clumsy and cute of course. I have a special place in my heart for spaniels, since we have a Brittany, so above is a King Charles spaniel. They are a little smaller than a Cocker. Here is the breed page from AKC. The image is from one of my favorite website when I need a little pick me up "The Daily Puppy." More picture of the Darwin!
Thursday, April 12, 2007
Today's Smile: Washing a cat!

I found this website a while back and it make me smile everytime I look at it. It is a little cruel but very realistic. It always makes me remember that it could be worse!
Wednesday, April 11, 2007
Smile for the day: Animal love

I'm going to start a new semi daily post about websites or pictures that make me smile. Everyone needs a little cheer to get through long days so check back when you need a smile or laugh. I'll tag them all smile so you can search.
Today's Smile is a website with pictures of different types of animals being affectionate in a cute way not the other way...get your minds out of the gutter!
So Enjoy: Animal Love
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